3.16.2009

Don't Forget!

ANNOUNCING:
FINALLY AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC! TOMORROW, MARCH 17 THIS ST. PATRICK'S DAY SAMPLE THE DELIGHTS OF MR. CORRINGTON'S AMAZING PAIN-RELIEVING CONCOCTIONS! TRY THE STUPENDOUS ZYMOLOGICAL HEALING ELIXIRS A CERTAIN DEFENSE AGAINST THE TRAVAILS OF THE EVENING 8.30 PM 1200 30TH ST S #12 BIRMINGHAM, AL
(What it might look like)

3.04.2009

Suds Love

zombie reagan likes beeeeeeer
Yesterday the Alabama House passed HB373 (The Gourmet Beer Bill) 49-37. Now it needs to go through the Senate, where it was filibustered last year. Some day Alabama will be dragged kicking and screaming into the 18th century.
change we can drink to

3.03.2009

I felt a ghost but I don't believe in them.

The lantern defends feebly against the thick, suffocating woods tonight. The wall of noise from the frogs and bugs cannot quite drown out the mountain lion, either, shrieking like some tortured infant on one of those moon-silhouetted hills. He can’t hear me over this din, but maybe he can smell me. I hope not. The dark is fight enough. Earlier when hiking I saw the wise owl this evening, hooting on a tree branch. Why he was out before dark I do not know, but he must be out now, hunting for small despicable things. We glimpsed each other, earlier, and his wide animal eyes looked right through me. They might be looking right through me now, hunting in me. Maybe that mountain lion can smell my fear and sniff me out, but that hoot-owl does not need to. He can see it in me. He can see it growing fuller in the dark, knowing that I know it too, those fears that creep out of us when we are alone in the dark. Moonlight nourishes anxiety and the dew waters it. The owl is out here hunting still. I thrust the lantern out at the night, and I remember owls only make noise when they want to be heard. I want to hear him, but he is out hunting. Twigs crackle and small animals scurry around. What if I step on a rattlesnake? The night gets warmer and more humid, and I have the urge to remove my sweat-drenched shirt, but the mosquitoes are everywhere. The owl is feasting with his perfect, monstrous eyes; consuming insignificant, despicable things.